Episode 23 – You Can’t Have Your Kayak and Eat It
Okay, form a queue, yeah, cheers, thanks, okay, one at a time, back off, your turn in a minute. The Blueprint have been very professional about dealing with the world’s press where the story of John Darwin, the infamous “back from the dead” canoeist is concerned. We’ve saved it for you. You’ll know by now that we’re Hartlepool’s only podcast, and we’ve been press-dodging like troopers in order to make sure that you, the Blueprint listeners, got us first.
Once again, our home town is in the spotlight because of the actions of some idiot, but this time it’s captured the world’s imagination. John Darwin, the Hartlepool canoe-disappearance-life-insurance-Panama-laughable-liar-or-so-we’re-told local legend brings us to the front line of the news for a few minutes in this latest episode.
But hey, we have other eggs to fry in this episode, and no amount of canoe escapism can change that. We give you your few minutes of canoe talk before moving on to vital topics such as evil driving instructors and such.

This episode’s picture is what some wag did to the sign welcoming visitors to Seaton Carew, to illustrate Hartlepool’s mirth.
You can also now buy your very own Hartlepool Canoe Club merchandise…


